R.I.P. Mushrooms

The legendary Mushrooms over at Plaidtoaster.com have passed on. I was informed of this when my daughter frantically left a post (see below). To quote her "Dadddd, my mushrooms shriveled up and died!!!!! whaaaa...". Now I tried to tell her that you have to keep fresh batteries in these mushrooms, or they will pass very quickly. There my be a solution, however. I am going to phone Melanie later to let her know about a new fertilizer product on the market. She needs to make a visit to the local nursery(plant nursery that is) and ask them if it's in yet. It's called Miracle-Growiagra. This amazing product was developed by a whoreticulturalist who's area of expertise is in the revival of the very mushroom Melanie is having problems with. Because she withheld battery support from her mushrooms, her only solution is to administer this little blue fertilizer pill to her mushrooms and within one hour they should all be UP and running properly. As with all mushrooms, proper maintenance is necessary. She can no longer just sit idly by and watch her mushrooms shrivel and shrink away. Mushrooms of this species demand DAILY attention. She can no longer use the "I've Got A Headache" or the 'I'm Too Tired' excuse as reason to ignore her mushrooms. Proper care and attention is needed. Given these needs, these mushrooms will continue to thrive and pop up anytime she needs them too...