"" E-Mails ""

An old friend (he's an internet newbie) called me the other day and asked if I knew why he keeps getting e-mails addressing the size and function of a certain body part. There was NO way in hell I was going to let this opportunity pass without having a whole lotta fun so I innocently asked him why he had been surfing around the "Teeny Weenie Peenie" websites. He proudly claimed he did not go to these sites, nor did he need their offered services. Yeah right, I snickered into the phone. You can become "Tripod Man" anytime you want, can't you. For some reason, he didn't find this the least bit funny. I told him he had nothing to be ashamed of that a lot of men experienced these problems, and that some were treatable. He wasn't getting pissed yet, so I continued. I asked him if he had been to one of those dating websites such as "Friendfinders.com". That is the site where our local firefighters go to find stationhouse dates with teenaged girls (True story) . He finally admitted that he had indeed visited one of these sites, as a matter of fact, it was that exact site. Silently laughing my ass off, I asked him what he had found. He said he had discovered lots of lonely women in our area, and he had registered with the site and in the process had given them his e-mail address. Instantly seeing why he was getting those e-mails, I still couldn't resist myself. I told him that when he filled out the enrollment questioneer, he was supposed to skip the medical part and not tell them he had erectile disfunction. Now I have no idea how those sites work, but I threw that out there to see what he would say. I told him that none of those woman would contact him if the downstairs plumbing was clogged up. He's getting irrittated now, I can tell. Other then the fact that he had no downstairs, what the hell was I talking about?? I told him that if he had no downstairs, that would explain why he has been divorced 4 times. That was tooo much for him, I guess. He went off. I told him to calm down, I was just messin' with him. I explained to him what all of us already know, that most internet sites will sell your e-mail address to anybody that will buy them and that is why he was getting those e-mails. He breathed a sigh of relief, and said he wished I hadn't chosen him to be the latest in my growing list of victims. We both laughed and before hanging up he asked me if I knew if 12.00 for dose of Viagra was a good deal....