*** Top Ten List ***

Top Ten Ways to Tell If Your 16 Year Old Daughter Is Having An Affair With A Firefighter:

#10 - She's up and dressed 15 seconds after the alarm sounds

#9 - Has telltale smell of a Dalmation.

#8 - Installs fire ladder from her bedroom window.

#7 - Carries pets over her shoulder.

#6 - Demands a pole be installed from bedroom to living room

#5 - Whips up a delicious 3-alarm chili.

#4 - Keeps all yard hoses neatly coiled.

#3 - When confronted, she says: "It was just a drill"

#2 - Gets tattoo that says; "Stop, Drop and Roll

And the # 1 way To Tell If Your 16 Year Old Daughter Is Having An Affair with a Firefighter:

#1 - She stores her allowance in a big boot by her bed.

Reprinted WITH modifications and without any permission what-so-ever
from the Spokane Spokesman-Review, Dated 3-17-06. All portions are
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