!!! Double Ouch !!!

Well, my Monday was spent recovering from the "Double Ouch" that descended on me Sunday night and early Monday morning. In addition to having to survive seeing the NFL officials take the Superbowl away from my beloved Seahawks, I also wound up suffering from a self-inflicted medical malady which struck sometime after midnight. Without undergoing further testing, it appears this ailment is a direct result of imbibing an excessive amount of a certain adult beverage. There also appears to be no effective remedy, as numerous researchers have indicated. My own personal research seems to confirm this finding. At this point in the history of this disease, the only proper course of treatment indicated is to treat the symtoms through a number different procedures, none of which appear to be totally effective. I also found this to be true. The only tried & true medical response to this mysterous ailment seems to be not to engage in any further activities that might cause said ailment to return. This writer has decided to use this course of action. I have decided NOT to watch any more NFL Football until fall........