Mushroom Top 10 List

Top Ten reasons Melanie should install batteries in her mushrooms---

#10 - Show & Tell at school will never be the same.

#9 - Will get 6 figure deal with Duracell.

#8 - Have fun watching 70 year old grandma that lives next door
prowl around on your deck at midnight.

#7 - It would explain why the Energizer Bunny hops up & down...

#6 - If Mark was away, the mushrooms would play.

#5 - Hallucinegenic, erotic, same old mushroom.

#4 - Red 1 & 2 asking endless questions about yellow 3, 4 and 5.

#3 - Neighborhood teen-age girls develop sudden interest in sleepovers at your house.

#2 - Anybody know what kind of condoms these things take??

And the Number One reason Melanie should install batteries in her mushrooms..

#1 - Coeur d'Alene Barbie has Melanie on speed dial............