Top Ten Reasons To Hide In Your Basement In North Idaho;

#10 - The ghost of Richard Butler is marching down Sherman Ave.

#9 - Duane Hagadon has vowed to build a rooftop garden on top of "The Hitching Post"

#8 - Seven of those decorative moose come back to life and storm "Top Of China Buffett"

#7 - Silverwood Theme Park plans new "Hyper Coaster" from top of Coeur d'alene Resort

#6 - "Couer d'alene Barbie" caught playing nude tag on top of Tubbs Hill....

#5 - Wild Waters runs out of water....

#4 - Dollar Tree opens new store in the elite resort mall...

#3 - Post Falls announces plans to annex entire city of Coeur d'alene and rename the lake "Templin's Waterway"

#2 - Mayor of Kellogg shoots mayor of Coeur d'alene when he tires of the constant whining about "Why doesn't the gondola come to Coeur d'alene??....

And the number One Reason To Hide In your Basement In North Idaho...

#1 - Half-Crazed mother of 5 is running around the city with an Uzi vowing to kill every bottle rocket launching idiot she can find...