" American Idol Top Ten List "

Top Ten Reasons Taylor Hicks-Billy won American Idol :

#10 - "Just For Men" hair color company bought Cingular and padded the votes.

#9 - Everybody wanted to see David Hasselhoff cry. (Did you catch that shot??)

#8 - Jay Leno wanted to say "Way To Go, Son..."

#7 - The "Soul Patrol" didn't want to be chased by the State Patrol.

#6 - Taylor promised Paula a backstage quickie after the show.

#5 - One less competitor for the wedding singer industry to worry about.

#4 - We now have 2 Idol winners from Birmingham, Alabama. A fat black guy and a fat white guy. (Gee, a white guy actually won this??)

#3 - His family was too poor to fly in and see him. ( Where WAS his family??)

#2 - His next stop is the 'World Lip Sync Championships"

And the Number One reason Taylor won American Idol :

#1 - He was kicked off the set of "So You Think You Can Dance?"