**Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Use Facebook**

#10 - We don't give a damn if you're going to bed now, unless it's with someone we know.

#9 - We especially don't give a damn if you got drunk and puked. Why is this special? Any moron can do this.

#8 - They call it a "Social Network" for a reason. Be sociable. Don't use it to trash people, unless they using it for one of these reasons.

#7 - Most criminals can read, at least a little. Rapists, thieves, and muggers love knowing when you are going to
the store...etc.

#6 - If Facebook is your life, get a life. See reason #8. If you meet someone interesting, tell us about it.

#5 - Your boss and teacher can read, and read your Facebook they WILL do. Remember this the next time you call in sick so you can go have fun instead.

#4 - People will analyze everything you say in great detail.

#3 - You think Mark Zuckerberg is rich enough.

#2 - You were wondering how that long lost, forgotten medical bill found you? Now you know.

And the number one reason you shouldn't use Facebook --

#1 - You are so obsessed with drama you think no one will notice that you changed your relationship status. Get over yourself NOW. This is a PUBLIC website. If you go off changing your status after a little tiff, to draw attention to yourself, to have people feel sorry for you, to get everyone to talk about YOU, you are this...

An attention grabbing, self obsessed media hound who wants the whole world to know about them. We don't feel sorry, we feel pity.